The Lerners' New Houseguests

I'm breathlessly awaiting Bowden's next press conference announcing the Nationals' acquisition of star catcher Vern Troyer and an untested, but highly coveted outfield prospect in Vigo the Carpathian from the Cincinnati Reds in exchange for Cristian Guzman, a third round draft pick, and a case of BluBlocker shades.

MAKE IT HAPPEN, JIMBO!